


Emergency Novel-Finishing Kit
Sleepless nights, run-on sentences, ridicule and disappointed looks from loved ones–we’ve seen it all before. You, my friend, have an unfinished novel that’s getting you down. Rip that band-aid off and get your life back with our brand new, satisfaction-guaranteed, no-nonsense Emergency Novel-Finishing Kit.
Each kit comes complete in a durable tube with instant coffee packets, unchewed pencils, a motivational postcard, and our ever-thorough, ultra-handy Are You Absolutely, Positively, Wholeheartedly Ready to Publish Your Novel? poster (which covers every step of finalizing that novel from charting the mountainous adversity faced by your main character to naming your novel in five easy spins).
The Emergency Novel-Finishing Kit is perfect for you or that special writer in your life, and will come straight to your door in a hurry for the low price of $25 plus shipping and handling. Pssst… we won’t tell your writer’s group!
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