The 826 Pocket Activity Book
32 pages of pocket-sized fun
Do you find your perfectly behaved children mysteriously replaced by wild rapscallions during long trips? With the click of a seatbelt, does their appetite for snacks and soda instantly rival levels only observed in bears? Or a penchant for asking questions and demanding attention just at the moment that you have turned onto I-580 E instead of I-580 W?
If one or more of these symptoms sounds familiar to you, your children might be afflicted with what is commonly referred as Longtripus boredomitis. It’s not a serious disorder, but it can be a slippery one to cure. Fortunately for you, in recent totally un-clinical trials, The 826 Pocket Activity Book has been proven to decrease symptoms of Longtripus boredomitis by one hundred-and-eleven percent in children tested. (Preliminary results in adult populations are quite promising, too.)
For optimal portability, The 826 Pocket Activity Book is a handy 3.5in x 5in size, but don’t let its smallness fool you. Packed within those few humble inches are 32 pages (of 100% recycled paper and printed with vegetable-based ink) ready to document jungle animal discoveries, the flags of new islands, secret refrigerator worlds, and lots more!